ok fine first kiss story:
so we were sitting on his bed and i forgot what led up to it but he suddenly was on top of me and he pinned me down and jammed his tongue in my mouth and then he left and i texted my best friend and was like OH MY GOD HE JUST KISSED ME AND IT WAS THE MOST AWKWARD THING EVER. turns out i sent that to him. it was so bad
can you imagine how fucking hard the storyboard artist mustve been laughing when they made this scene i am just picturing a dorky lil dude hunched over holidng a pencil and losing their damn shit
So my cat is sleeping between my legs and then this happened and I laughed so hard he woke up.
looks like a chipotle on the right
babe get ready for a night on the town, i just found an old Subway gift card and there’s still $9.45 left on it
trying to take a picture with your friends with a phone that doesnt have a front camera