You like butt stuff.... True or false —by Anonymous

Halfway true I guess? I haven’t really done any “butt stuff”

True or false? —by Anonymous

False

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Kumail Nanjiani: important

anyway, whatever i guess.

—me, probably, about some complex personal emotional problem  (via geeses)

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Lets play True or False. Leave me a message in my ask, and ill answer it with a true or false.

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verticalfood:

Cinnamon Roll Waffles w/ Cream Cheese Glaze

verticalfood:

Cinnamon Roll Waffles w/ Cream Cheese Glaze

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maliciousmelons:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun

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Jack White, also important.

Fred Armisen is very important

vulturesintrees:

me: *moves an inch*

5 different bones: *Crack*

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tokomon:

IM SCREAMING

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